Thursday, October 2, 2014

Stupid constructions

1.) Every nine years, the magical doorway opens and leads to a fantastical land.

2.) Enjoy the ocean scenery with a nice cold metal bar under your legs. Relaxing!

3.) This idea failed not once, but four times, but they had a plan and they were sticking to it, dangit.

4.) This is what the city really thinks of cyclists.

5.) And this is what the city really thinks of kids.


7.) I said STAY OUT OF MY ROOM.

8.) Look, just because you're in a wheelchair doesn't mean you don't want to be extreme.

9.) Extreme, I said.

10.) Studies show that frequent sitting breaks relieve stress.

13.) I foresee no issues here.

14.) Just keeping you on your toes. Pay attention!

15.) No, see this way, you can catch the water AND plug in your hairdryer while saving space.

16.) The "you're fired" door.

17.) Heh heh, no one will ever see this stealthy security system back here.

18.) You're just too short. It's your fault.

19.) And you're just too big. Clearly your fault as well.

20.) In this technological age, we like to keep our customers close to nature. Like really close. Also to an I-beam.

21.) I told you. There's NOTHING in that closet. Those scratches and moans you hear are just the house settling.

22.) Safety violation? Pffffft.

23.) Well, it's reduced running on the stairways, but it's increased confusion and bottlenecking on the stairways.

26.) The porch is going to be added later! Some people just don't have foresight, jeez.

28.) Oh, that's the super secret party balcony so no one inside can see us.

29.) Each Christmas, the Millers took down the curtains to share their beautiful Season's Greetings bricks to the neighbors.



30.) Oh, it's not so far. Just try to get a running start.

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