Sunday, March 15, 2015

Husband 1.0 software program

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy, 
Dear Tech Support, 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and 
I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system 
performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry 
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 
5.0. 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable 
programs, such as 
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed 
undesirable programs such as NEWS 
5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. 

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 
simply crashes the system. 

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix 
these problems, but to no avail. 

What can I do? 

Signed, 

Desperate Woman 


DEAR DESPERATE Madam, 

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment 
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

Please enter command: i thought you loved me. html and try to 
download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 
3.0 update. 
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should 
then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and 
Flowers 3.5. 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can 
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 
or Beer 6.1. 
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will 
download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install 
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that 
will eventually seize control of all your system 
resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the 
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications 
and will crash Husband 1.0. 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does 
have limited memory and cannot learn new applications 
quickly. 
You might consider buying additional software to improve 
memory and performance. 
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7. 

Good Luck Madam! 

Tech Support 
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