Friday, January 16, 2015

Funny logics

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity .

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives .

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep


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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

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Cheers