Friday, September 4, 2015

ATM నుంచి డబ్బులు తీయడం లో ఆడవాళ్ళకి - మగ వాళ్లకి తేడాలు





Men 


1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser 
2. Insert card 
3. Dial code and desired amount 
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip



Women 

1. Drive to the bank 
2. Engine stalled 
3. Check make-up in the mirror 
4. Apply perfume 
5. Manually check haircut 
6. Park the car - failure 
7. Park the car - failure 
8. Park the car - success 
9. Search for the card in the handbag 
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine 
11. Throw phonecard back in handbag 
12. Look for bank card 
13. Insert card 
14. Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag 
15. Enter code 
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes 
17. #Cancel# 
18. Re-enter code 
19. #Cancel# 
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code 
21. Enter huge amount 
22. #Error# 
23. Enter large amount 
24. #Error# 
25. Enter smaller amount 
26. Cross fingers 
27. Take cash 
28. Go back to the car 
29. Check make up in rear mirror 
30. Look for keys in handbag 
31. Start car 
32. Drive 50 meters 
33. STOP 
34. Drive back to bank machine 
35. Get out of the car 
36. Take card and ticket back from machine 
37. Go back to the car 
38. Throw card on passenger seat 
39. Throw slip on the floor 
40. Check make up in rear mirror 
41. Manually check haircut 
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way 
43. BRAKE!! 
44. Go into roundabout - right way 
45. Drive 5 kilometers 
46. Remove hand brake 
47. Stop at mall 
48. Spend money 
49. Go back to step 1